Go shopping. Work on your abs. You don't fit in. You're just like
everyone else. Get your teeth fixed. Have a drink. You'll always be a
loser. Have a makeover. You'd be happier if you worked harder. Get your
tits done. Get a better job. You'd be happier if you had more money.
Nobody likes you. Book a holiday. You'd be happier if you were thin.
Chocolate makes you happy. Chocolate makes you fat. You're disgusting.
You deserve a treat. Go shopping. Go to the movies. You won't be alone. Two hours of self-deceit.
